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Hi there! I'm Jessie, a 20 year old indie music-listening, Harry Potter-obsessing, Youtube-worshipping lesbian from England who spends way too long on this sodding website...and you are?

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
hella cute questions
  1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
    2. Are you outgoing or shy?
    3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
    4. Are you easy to get along with?
    5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
    6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
    7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
    8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
    9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
    10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
    12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
    13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
    15. What good thing happened this summer?
    16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
    18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
    19. Do you like bubble baths?
    20. Do you like your neighbors?
    21. What are you bad habits?
    22. Where would you like to travel?
    23. Do you have trust issues?
    24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
    25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
    26. What do you do when you wake up?
    27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
    28. Who are you most comfortable around?
    29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
    30. Do you ever want to get married?
    31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
    32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
    33. Spell your name with your chin.
    34. Do you play sports? What sports?
    35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
    36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
    37. What do you say during awkward silences?
    38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
    39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
    40. What do you want to do after high school?
    41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
    43. Do you smile at strangers?
    44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
    45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
    46. What are you paranoid about?
    47. Have you ever been high?
    48. Have you ever been drunk?
    49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
    50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    53. Favourite makeup brand?
    54. Favourite store?
    55. Favourite blog?
    56. Favourite colour?
    57. Favourite food?
    58. Last thing you ate?
    59. First thing you ate this morning?
    60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    62. Been arrested? For what?
    63. Ever been in love?
    64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    65. Are you hungry right now?
    66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    67. Facebook or Twitter?
    68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    69. Are you watching tv right now?
    70. Names of your bestfriends?
    71. Craving something? What?
    72. What colour are your towels?
    72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    75. Favourite animal?
    76. What colour is your underwear?
    77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    80. What colour pants?
    81. Favourite tv show?
    82. Favourite movie?
    83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    87. First person you talked to today?
    88. Last person you talked to today?
    89. Name a person you hate?
    90. Name a person you love?
    91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    92. In a fight with someone?
    93. How many sweatpants do you have?
    94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    95. Last movie you watched?
    96. Favourite actress?
    97. Favourite actor?
    98. Do you tan a lot?
    99. Have any pets?
    100. How are you feeling?
    101. Do you type fast?
    102. Do you regret anything from your past?
    103. Can you spell well?
    104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
    105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
    106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
    107. Have you ever been on a horse?
    108. What should you be doing?
    109. Is something irritating you right now?
    110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
    111. Do you have trust issues?
    112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
    113. What was your childhood nickname?
    114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
    115. Do you play the Wii?
    116. Are you listening to music right now?
    117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
    118. Do you like Chinese food?
    119. Favourite book?
    120. Are you afraid of the dark?
    121. Are you mean?
    122. Is cheating ever okay?
    123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
    124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    125. Do you believe in true love?
    126. Are you currently bored?
    127. What makes you happy?
    128. Would you change your name?
    129. What your zodiac sign?
    130. Do you like subway?
    131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
    132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    133. Favourite lyrics right now?
    134. Can you count to one million?
    135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
    136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
    137. How tall are you?
    138. Curly or Straight hair?
    139. Brunette or Blonde?
    140. Summer or Winter?
    141. Night or Day?
    142. Favourite month?
    143. Are you a vegetarian?
    144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
    145. Tea or Coffee?
    146. Was today a good day?
    147. Mars or Snickers?
    148. What’s your favourite quote?
    149. Do you believe in ghosts?
    150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via downbythetyrabanks)

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capitolcouture:

Peeta Mellark and Johanna Mason: a Capitol Couture Exclusive

"Let’s get on with it then," the battle-ax valkyrie huffs, shifting her weight and crossing her legs impatiently. Johanna Mason is as much a stately figure as ever, her long, bespoke skirt an iridescent pool around her feet. Risen from the waters of the magnificently treacherous Quarter Quell arena, her alabaster skin and flowing blonde locks belie the deadliest of instincts.

President Snow, in his perpetually magnanimous manner, saw fit to offer his personal sitting room for our exclusive interview and we simply could not refuse.The gilded room around us reflects glints of Johanna’s ivory ensemble, snaking around her arms in a woven pattern and blooming into a flared collar. Seated next to her is a silent Peeta Mellark, his fitted snowy suit and structured lapels speaking volumes in the ethereal light of the room.

Throughout our conversation, it is heavily apparent that Johanna is the leader in this duo- she leans forward with every question in an ingrained display of bravado.

“We went through a lot in the arena, but what’s important now is that Peeta and I are representatives of Panem- Districts 7 and 12 combining our efforts for a better future.”

It’s a patriotism that is blatantly on display in the new Capitol Living Portraits series, and Johanna positively gushes about the experience.  

“I don’t even know how long I was on my feet, but those Alexander Wang shoes made me feel like a cloud on a pedestal. It was a really special day.”

The attention to detail in both Johanna’s and Peeta’s respective ensembles for the Living Portrait series is truly astounding upon closer assessment. The sculptural bodice of Ms. Mason’s dress mirrors the shape and movement of the Panem Seal, while Mellark’s paper collar piece adds to the chiseled-yet-natural theme in both outfits. It is an apt metaphor for a nation built up from the ground, raised by its people into beautifully functional, systemically beneficial government.     

“It’s really amazing to be featured in these portraits,” Johanna states. “Peeta and I come from such humble backgrounds- to be representing Panem like never before is such an honor. We are very proud to be featured as the faces of our country.”  

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heatherannehogan:

One of the best things about Pretty Little Liars is how it has spawned the greatest online fandoms known to man. Here are some of the best recaps the internet has to offer. Feel free to pass along other recs. I’ll do another post in the next few weeks.

Hashtag PLL

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Jessica Gould’s…

monalisaparking:

The best part of this DVD

Sarah (Maslany) is in a desperate race to find her missing daughter, but her scorched earth tactics spark a war with Rachel (Maslany), dividing and imperiling all the clones (Maslany, Maslany, Maslany).

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ashleybeverly ||My morning & @artisbrush brushes|| #onset #makeuplife #makeup #makeupartist #diannaagron #lamakeupartist #makeupbyabc

notaloneintheuniverse:

do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.

imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.

and some especially rambunctious muggleborns…

bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE


THIS GIRL WAS FOUND SAFELY OVER A MONTH AGO. LA-TOYA BROWN WAS FOUND UNHARMED BY POLICE IN ATLANTIC CITY AFTER TWO DAYS AND IS NOW BACK WITH HER FAMILY. PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING MISSING PERSONS’ ALERTS RELATING TO THIS DISAPPEARANCE.

bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

THIS GIRL WAS FOUND SAFELY OVER A MONTH AGO.

LA-TOYA BROWN WAS FOUND UNHARMED BY POLICE IN ATLANTIC CITY AFTER TWO DAYS AND IS NOW BACK WITH HER FAMILY. PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING MISSING PERSONS’ ALERTS RELATING TO THIS DISAPPEARANCE.

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capitolcouture:

Johanna Mason: Statuesque Allure

The Capitol has outdone itself once again.  Still basking in the stoic radiance that was last year’s stunning Capitol Portraits, we here at Capitol Couture have nevertheless been waiting eagerly for the next wave of incredible images of our cherished elite. Fresh from the excitement of the most eventful Quarter Quell to date, we are thrilled and honored to present the new Capitol Citizen Living Portraits.  

As our Quarter Quell victors, Peeta Mellark and Johanna Mason hold the distinct honor of being the first Capitol citizens featured within a Living Portrait.  Here we see Johanna in an exquisite Alon Livne creation that “juxtaposes the flowing drapery of classic statuary while the super modern and sculptural iridescent white bodice references the branch motif of the Panem Seal.”  With plunging lines and slits as daring and divine as the warrior woman herself, every element of Johanna’s ensemble (including her Alexander Wang shoes and hand-carved marble bangles by Chen Chen and Kai Williams) exudes her fierce strength and enduring pride- a true darling of the Capitol.


Already all the rage with the Capitol elite, Capitol families are lining up to view these astoundingly realistic hologram displays in person. Citizens can witness the artist’s hand-selected series of Capitol Citizen Living Portraits in person at SOCA this summer.    

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